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Rude, Crude & Hilarious

Rude Cards.
Better Paper.

The greeting cards people actually want to receive. Bold humor printed on premium hemp paper. Because your friends deserve better than drugstore cardboard.

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  • 6-Pack $18.99
  • 12-Pack $34.99
  • Hemp Heritage™ Premium Paper

How It Works

Three steps. Zero boring cards.

  1. 1

    Pick Your Pack

    6-pack or 12-pack. Choose your level of commitment.

  2. 2

    Choose Your Cards

    Browse every category. Mix birthdays with roasts. We don't judge.

  3. 3

    We Ship the Sass

    Packed with care, shipped to your door. Free shipping on 12-packs.

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Browse every category. We don't judge.

The Card Collection

50+ cards across every occasion. Card artwork dropping soon. Get a preview of what's coming.

100% Chance of Getting Zooted
Puff Puff Hooray
Boo, Biatch
You're Not Old, You're Well-Cured
Happy Mother's Day to the Original Grass Queen
Hot, High, and Not Replying
Hope Your Holiday Is Less Trash Than Most People
Thanks for Always Having My Back, Old Man
Happy Birthday You Dank-Ass Legend
Happy Anniversary, You Cute Little Ash-Hole
Have a Very Merry Kushmas
You Little Weed Witch
Happy 4/20, You Dank-Ass Delight
You're the Joint to My Lighter
Weed Be Cute Together
Roll One for the Culture
Top Shelf Since Birth
Weedn't Have Made It Without You
Dank You Very Much
Happy 4/20, You Chaotic Little Nugget
May Your Christmas Be Top Shelf
You're Dope
All I Want for Christmas Is Weed and Silence
Thanks, You Absolute Pot Star
Happy Father's Day to My Favorite Old Head
Happy 4/20, You Dank Little Goblin
Merry Christmas, You Festive Little Pothead
Love You More Than My Stash
Happy Birthday, You Little Weed Goblin
Dankful for You
Happy Danksgiving
Creepin' It Lit
You Deserve a Fat Thank You
Dad, You're the Real OG
Happy Birthday, You Fine-Ass Nugget
Appreciate You More Than Good Weed
Stuffed, Stoned and Slightly Hostile

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Bundle and save. The more you pick, the less you pay per card.

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The Paper

Hemp Heritage™ Premium Paper

Every Sazzy Card is printed on Hemp Heritage paper, a premium blend that's thicker, more textured, and more vivid than anything at the drugstore. The kind of paper that makes people pause and say "wait, this is actually nice."

Sustainable by nature. Premium by design.

  • Thicker

    Premium weight cardstock that feels substantial in your hands.

  • Vivid

    Rich color reproduction that makes bold designs pop.

  • Sustainable

    Made with hemp fiber. Better for the planet, better for your conscience.

Coming Soon

Collections & Designer Drops

We're partnering with artists and designers to bring you exclusive collections you won't find anywhere else. Limited runs. Original artwork. The kind of cards that start conversations and end up on fridges.

Want early access? Be the first to know when new collections drop.

Or send us a message through our Contact page.

Cards This Good Shouldn't Be Kept to Yourself.

Rude, crude, and printed on paper that doesn't suck. Whether you call us Sazzy Cards, SazzyCards, or even SassyCards, you're in the right place.

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